Framed, Completed Cross Stitch

I'll be honest: this is some of my best pun work, I'm extremely proud of "confliplant" in particular. Thus, in order to avoid Gollum-ing my life away whilst I stare at this cross stitch, I am here to sell it to you!
If you are not fully aware of what the GOLDEN GIRLS theme song is, these are the lyrics:
"Thank you for being a friend. You're a pal and a confidant."
What I have stitched is:
"Thank you for being a frond. You're a palm and a confiplant."
PRETTY GOOD IMHO!
This cross stitch piece is a perfect gift for all the friends in your life who are, indeed, fronds. Heck, maybe you're your own best friend, in which case you can just gift it to yourself! Who cares! No one needs to know!
While the cross stitch piece itself is 8 inches x 10 inches, the frame comes in at 9 inches x 10 inches. The cross stitch is mounted onto cardstock, so it will be easy peasy if you'd prefer to put it into a different frame!
Great for Golden Girls fans, plant parents, plant lovers, plant killers, "I don't own a TV" weirdos that won't actually know that this is the Golden Girls theme song, etc. Give it to your mom! Give it to your grandpa! Give it to your sugar baby!