Women's Writes (rights) Leisure Arts, 11 Fun Feminist Cross Stitch

Women's Writes 11 Counted Cross Stitch Patterns Leisure Arts Leaflet 527, ©1987 This 12-page leaflet features 11 counted cross stitch designs with amusing sayings in colored charts. Included: SOME LEADERS ARE BORN WOMEN - Behind every successful woman is a man who's surprised. DULL WOMEN HAVE IMMACULATE HOUSES RULES OF THE HOUSE - 1.  Your mother is always right.  2.  if your mother is wrong please refer to rule 1! How to Preserve A HUSBAND - Select One Fresh from the Market, Not too Green, but Tender and Healthy.  Handle Gently for They Bruise Easily.  Sweeten with Smiles, Blend with Patience, Humor, & a Pinch of Mischief.  Do Not Beat!  Preserve Over a Steady Fire of Warmth and Affection.  Like Fine Wine They Mellow with Age.  Do Not Pickle or Put in Hot Water.  This Makes Them Bitter.  Serve with Sugar, Spice, and Tender Loving Care. DON'T QUESTION YOUR WIFE'S JUDGMENT - LOOK WHO SHE MARRIED! The Older I Get - The Better I Cook The Rooster May Crow - But The Hen Delivers The Goods BLAME THE BOOK... NOT THE COOK - You know it's ready when the smoke alarm goes off! GOOSE THE COOK... AND SHE'LL COOK YOURS! WOMEN ARE LIKE TEA LEAVES - You don't know their strength until they're in hot water! I Love A Man with dishpan hands. If you should purchase more than one item from me, please add to Shopping Cart first, then request total so I can combine shipping. From SMOKE-FREE home. 12

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